Has the world's obsessive interest in sports pushed aside the healthier obsessive interest in big tits and negatively affected man's behavior? The trickle-down effect of this possibility impacts big-busted girls as well. And we do mean trickle-down, since this is a cream pie scene.

Sergio is glued to the TV while Scarlet LaVey is being extra-subtle in trying to distract his attention from men in tights to natural, big boobs in a tank top so low-cut, there's more fabric in a handkerchief.

Did we say big? They're huge.

Lovely Scarlet is nice and patient. We know some girls who would grab him by the neck and shove his head between their legs. Scarlet bides her time and rubs her pussy, book in her lap.

What book is that anyway? It's obviously not SCORE or Voluptuous magazine. It's titled Porn Star Secrets of Sex and it's written by Jeni West. Maybe the secret to attracting Sergio will be in this book or Scarlet can hit him over the head with it.

Finally Sergio wakes up from his sports-trance and gives his couch co-pilot some much needed nipple sucking. You can bet the spread that Scarlet will repay the favor a thousand-fold with some sport-sex and deep-throat cock-sucking.

Sports or big tits? The answer is obvious. It's the only way to score.